doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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