I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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