This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
