Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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