look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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