You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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