SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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