hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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