I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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