You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
