Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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