look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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