I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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