it hurts more in the daytime
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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