69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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