Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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