At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
