I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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