if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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