Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I want a musical about memes.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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