I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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