Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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