We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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