let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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