upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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