The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We have started to decorate penises.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
