Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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