We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
