You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
is it fun? or sober?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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