hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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