What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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