nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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