I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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