i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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