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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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