dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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