I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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