I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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