Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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