worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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