They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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