I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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