you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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