Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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