I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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