Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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