chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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