: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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