And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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