can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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