I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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