Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
