It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
they need to just BURY HIM!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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