i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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